I'm wherever you'd like me to be, wasting away in the shifting sands.
De gustibus non est disputandum.
This is some MacGyver shit right here…
Why
why not?
LMFAO THIS IS SO JOKES
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i swear to yog sothoth if someone who doesn’t even know me calls me ‘baby’ or ‘babe’ one more sothothing time i will summon an old one in their fucking basement and they will go insane and their family will hate them
o m f g
this can’t even be real
like it’s so hilarious that it has to be fake
lol dead
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There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.Norway - forever the most metal country ever.
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When I went into one of our servers’ burnt down home I was heartbroken. They didn’t deserve that. No one deserves something like that. They lost two pets and all of their possessions. Having a grown man crying in my arms because his two furry friends had gone was horrible.
never had I thought he would take advantage of his horrible situation to help us. He had our restaurant mentioned in the news. We’re doing fundraisers and events for him but he wants good to come out of bad for all of us. That’s something we don’t deserve that he’s willing to give.
Something I never would have asked for. In his time of absolute desperation, he advertised for us. It’s bizarre. I’m so grateful. Not just for the mentions, but for what I have.
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
Can I show this to everyone? Not even just people who think men are the superior gender. Just everyone.
those guys are great
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i like how we forget that tywin lannister ACTIVELY HATES tyrion in comparison to jaime and cersei
and then people are like oh he can totally stand up to tywin
no
he
can’t
kings and powerful lord can’t stand up to tywin lannister, how the fuck is he supposed to???? this fandom i swear: their sudden hate crusades are the worst.
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can we get a movement where, instead of covering up all the female heroes, we draw them in the same revealing costumes they always wear but just draw them anatomically correctly and in the same strong poses that male characters get
because you don’t have to cover up all your skin to look like/be a badass
you just have to, you know, look like your spine is still intact
