February 2011
dfghdstjsj asked: This is me asking you politely to stop talking to my girlfrend. If things with her and I are going to work out, you cannot be in the picture. You're like twenty something, what are you doing talking to a 16 year old in the first place. I'm not following you, nor will I wait for a response, all I can do is hope you get the message, and answer with something along the likes of what I would...
-luna asked: um. I just stalked all your pictures on fb..
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Now I'm...
Ton o’ fucking ‘water’ and Spartacus needs to fix this and if it doesn’t then idk man.
Rehma, call me
I really fucked up this time.
my boobs hurt.
sheepythetroll:
jephtha:
sheepythetroll:
jephtha:
sssaltskin:
jephtha:
Mine too. Mine are sexier than yours though, so it’s worth it.
AWW JAKE LOOK AT HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE
why does that just completely make me lose my boner now that i know what the inside of a dick looks like
Sheepy, you wish you had a penis. Also, you don’t know the male anatomy? GET THE FUCK OUT
JK...
theregoestheanxiety:
just because i smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol doesn’t make me any less of a person. shut the fuck up edge kids.
A-fucking-men.
when Jake tells people to get out, when in...
sssaltskin:
Suck a cock gook. We beat you in Viet Nam.
Jake get out
sssaltskin:
jephtha:
I WOULD BUT I DON’T HAVE A FLORIDA AT MY HOUSE.
You should pick up Texas, bring it to Florida and take Florida here.
okay this is what is going to happen
i’m going to pick up Texas, take it to Florida, and then take Florida to NJ
I’m telling you man, just everything is fantastic about that idea.
my boobs hurt.
sheepythetroll:
jephtha:
sssaltskin:
jephtha:
Mine too. Mine are sexier than yours though, so it’s worth it.
AWW JAKE LOOK AT HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE
why does that just completely make me lose my boner now that i know what the inside of a dick looks like
Sheepy, you wish you had a penis. Also, you don’t know the male anatomy? GET THE FUCK OUT
JK <3
Jake get out
I WOULD BUT I DON’T HAVE A FLORIDA AT MY HOUSE.
You should pick up Texas, bring it to Florida and take Florida here.
my boobs hurt.
sssaltskin:
jephtha:
Mine too. Mine are sexier than yours though, so it’s worth it.
AWW JAKE LOOK AT HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE
my boobs hurt.
Mine too. Mine are sexier than yours though, so it’s worth it.
sssaltskin:
make-smiles:
jephtha:
sssaltskin:
make-smiles replied to your post: AND YOU SAID, IT WAS LIKE FIRE AROUND THE BRIM
i think im in love with you.
suck on that, Jake
Suck my clit Rammerstiltskin the fucking pineapple
GUISE. WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.
omg Jake don’t even bring that up okay
and LOL NO YOU’RE MINE AHAHHAHAHAHA i like being selfish
sssaltskin:
make-smiles replied to your post: AND YOU SAID, IT WAS LIKE FIRE AROUND THE BRIM
i think im in love with you.
suck on that, Jake
Suck my clit Rammerstiltskin the fucking pineapple
When people ask you why you're single
LOL
INB4 IT’S JUST ONE GUY AND HE’S ASKING ME ALL DAY EVERY DAY
January 2011
Okay so at a glance...
…Spartacus is just awful.
Behind the retarded Zak Snyder 300-style sequencing and camera effects is a pretty cool story that touches the fuck out of me and it’s driving me insane.
I can’t get past how stupid the blood effects are but I’m so drawn to the concept that I can’t stop watching. Some of the actors need to die in their own little fires but DAMN even with...
king0fpussy replied to your photo
looool what is this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTj6tauY1JU
;D
reblog with your favorite pokemon
sheepythetroll:
grannysgonna:
chaniclebullie:
tentacrab:
steeldragondown:
shadizilla:
trollero:
thortdari:
-plusle:
chicksdigthephoenix:
sclez:
owlthedeadman:
gallowscalibrator:
ricepattycake:
birthbysleep:
starstarfairy:
epona:
Best pokemon right here.
I think you mean THIS is the best pokemon.
i have too many...
Oh man
I know I’m an important friend when other friends get jealous when I sent pictures of myself in public bathrooms to that friend.
I’m also confusing.
“the human body hasnt changed in millions of years”
Someone get me the fuck out of this school, a 40 year old man should not be caught saying that.
FINAFUCKINGLY DONE WITH ENGRISH HOMEWORK. brb,...
goodnight lovebugs.
I’ll get the swatter out later. You guys are lucky.
reggie-kray asked: just get me some hawaiian punch plz. i need it to liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
reggie-kray asked: okay now you sound like frank castle trying to sell me hawaiian punch
reggie-kray asked: I am not Frank Castle.
reggie-kray asked: NO JUICE
WAT DO
WAT DO
Someone should adventure the fuck out of my ask...