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Feb 24 '12

lediskox27:

elmtree:

elmtree:

People I would rather have as president than Mitt Romney.

  • Doloris Umbridge
  • Any member of Nickelback
  • Dracula
  • Inspector Gadget
  • Zoolander
  • Uggie
  • Rick Astley
  • Leonardo Dicaprio
  • Rachel Berry
  • A turkey sandwich
  • Patrick Star
  • The Hamburglar
  • Burt Reynold’s mustache
  • David Karp
  • A three-toed sloth

and

  • any of the mothers on “toddlers and tiaras”
  • austin powers
  • that blue fish from spongebob with the penis
  • paris hilton
  • frosty the snowman
  • a broiler

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      Leonardo Dicaprio would make a great president. No joke.
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      Inspector gadget would make a good president.
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      Should be: “People I would rather have as president than Mitt Romney or Rick Santorum.”
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      I wouldn’t count Romney out just yet. He may be a liberal again by the time the convention is over. He goes where the...
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      I’m in favor of the turkey sandwich.
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      Rachel Berry for President!!!!!!
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