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Feb 24 '12

whatevermyvaginawhispers:

The Court of his Royal Majesty, King Jake: whatevermyvaginawhispers: The Court of his Royal Majesty, King Jake:…

whatevermyvaginawhispers:

The Court of his Royal Majesty, King Jake: rune-midgarts: joshishollywood: bobies: can someone explain whats…

rune-midgarts:

joshishollywood:

bobies:

can someone explain whats going on with the chocolate bird and the cum-slut thing

Okay so

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IT IS! 
it’s like, what are you even arguing about, a dead bird?? people who wants to save the world arguing on tumblr instead -.-

I just think the funniest parts are

  1. The person who started the argument was trolling
  2. The bird was a CGI bird in a movie
  3. People actually got mad about the bird after that

(Source: pepperbreath)

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