Hi, I’m Jephtha and I killed my daughter. I’m wherever you’d like me to be, wasting away in the shifting sands. De gustibus non est disputandum.Tumblr (3.0; @jephtha)http://jephtha.tumblr.com/<p>If I ever open up that laser tag arcade place I&#8217;ve always wanted to I&#8217;m going to name it The Friend Zone no joke</p>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51086049667http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51086049667Wed, 22 May 2013 15:12:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed23d4efffc8281e436af3a48868c7d6/tumblr_mmjmaq4Ytr1qa3isho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://radhauswife.tumblr.com/post/51059762056" target="_blank">radhauswife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is amazing.</p> </blockquote>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51085836781http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51085836781Wed, 22 May 2013 15:09:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4de00f2e712242ad7d89ef0623cd7f1/tumblr_mmo516JQif1qa64bjo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ab3a32a9948277739c417388dcbb298/tumblr_mmo516JQif1qa64bjo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16ef3671051252f705dae55689db12c0/tumblr_mmo516JQif1qa64bjo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a15a8f678ae4754ddfba26ee48076b5/tumblr_mmo516JQif1qa64bjo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thefrogman.me/post/51083913940/saturday-morning-breakfast-cereal-by-zach-wiener" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal</strong> by Zach Wiener [<a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/" target="_blank">website</a>]</p> <p>[h/t: <a href="http://bluedogeyes.tumblr.com" target="_blank">bluedogeyes</a>]</p></blockquote>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51085778783http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51085778783Wed, 22 May 2013 15:08:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8df127c2b600a00010e824c0c63f25f/tumblr_mn6166B5Q21rolsbao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://diaphanee.tumblr.com/post/51011902705/caligula-joffrey" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">diaphanee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Caligula & Joffrey</p></blockquote>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51085723153http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51085723153Wed, 22 May 2013 15:07:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f043c89ca20e4a44a52c076c26f81950/tumblr_mn65j5AMab1qgbbzxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51085241040http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51085241040Wed, 22 May 2013 15:00:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4949a52e79224f452867391a6fcd3396/tumblr_mljgemCr6I1qztcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><br/>Beautiful painting by Peter Goodfellow from the book Spacecraft 2000 to 2100AD, 1978</p> </blockquote>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51085079924http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51085079924Wed, 22 May 2013 14:57:27 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paxamericana.tumblr.com/post/29910197918" target="_blank">paxamericana</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>welcome to the friend zone. it’s a zone for friends. hang out, have fun, grab a capri sun. there’s trampolines and a ball pit. </p> </blockquote>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51084993658http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51084993658Wed, 22 May 2013 14:56:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/610b4f17e059a01fe16388aad7743a77/tumblr_mmgdw2nMM81qbz1b3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d1c9d7f56d6494e1c2387188d79e133/tumblr_mmgdw2nMM81qbz1b3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div><small><em>“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.”</em> - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene</small></div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51084978416http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51084978416Wed, 22 May 2013 14:55:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shavingryansprivat.es/post/27780107804/hannabarbarian-basketball-is-so-stupid-like" target="_blank">shavingryansprivates</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hannabarbarian.tumblr.com/post/27780077015/basketball-is-so-stupid-like-okay-cool-you-can" target="_blank">hannabarbarian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal</p> </blockquote> <p>i don’t think that’s how you play basketball</p> </blockquote>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51084906052http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51084906052Wed, 22 May 2013 14:54:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5c3dff8d4e3667f1518dbad91cd44fa/tumblr_mn1gpmrMNA1qdxv6qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moniquill.tumblr.com/post/50802107541/scale-dress-by-gareth-pugh" target="_blank">moniquill</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Scale dress by Gareth Pugh</p> </blockquote>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51084871015http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51084871015Wed, 22 May 2013 14:54:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af0f1fce57375ff868975b6a50569454/tumblr_mn6xxtumal1qbjwlio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>a pirate for the evening</p>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51058151441http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51058151441Wed, 22 May 2013 04:22:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea0a3f83aa0fc9def7c62af359066124/tumblr_mn6vhnBnjs1qbjwlio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>fucking</p>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51056646391http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51056646391Wed, 22 May 2013 03:29:47 -0400star wars<p>I have weeks of phone call time with Josh.<br/> Not exaggerating, the log says I have like 3 and a half weeks of time I spent on the phone with Josh</p>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51054890126http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51054890126Wed, 22 May 2013 02:38:23 -0400internet buddiesif he were a girl we'd be married by now<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/582bdb604f063dc51edfcbaca6896095/tumblr_mn5l22E2q31qeo1dvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahmedicalstuff.tumblr.com/post/50991047832/polish-heart-surgeon-after-23-hours-long-heart" target="_blank">fuckyeahmedicalstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" id="fbPhotoSnowliftCaption"><span class="hasCaption">Polish heart surgeon after 23 hours long heart transplantation. Surgery was succesful. His assistant is sleeping on the floor (1987)</span></span></p> </blockquote>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51053618291http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51053618291Wed, 22 May 2013 02:06:44 -0400<p>anyone wanna be cool friends and make out sometimes I have lightsabers</p>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51050655764http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51050655764Wed, 22 May 2013 01:04:20 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now</span></p> </blockquote>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51050009260http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51050009260Wed, 22 May 2013 00:52:31 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bandbutts.tumblr.com/post/50956498487/if-masturbating-while-stoned-isnt-called-weed" target="_blank">bandbutts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore</span></p> </blockquote>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51038257438http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51038257438Tue, 21 May 2013 22:09:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14a4a24600f9f8439f7a4358db82e09b/tumblr_mmc6a7V3Eb1qm9v46o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1d84d6904ccb52d71c4d3ba1f1ee6bb/tumblr_mmc6a7V3Eb1qm9v46o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a171526b7ac6ecd8166ef912592f5ae/tumblr_mmc6a7V3Eb1qm9v46o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e587750bd0418f0b0e2c84d1038523a8/tumblr_mmc6a7V3Eb1qm9v46o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sophialorens.tumblr.com/post/49701579752/quentin-tarantino-a-k-a-queen-of-sass-in-an" target="_blank">sophialorens</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>Quentin Tarantino a.k.a Queen of Sass in an interviewing promoting Kill Bill, 2003. (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7k4GQSGvx8" target="_blank">x</a>)<br/></small></p> </blockquote>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51038076879http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51038076879Tue, 21 May 2013 22:07:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f3481ced4b14431df4e0aa2a76564da/tumblr_mn6dqlgp571qj6jkuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://criaturaretorcida.tumblr.com/post/51033010427/yay" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">criaturaretorcida</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>yay </p></blockquote>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51034397660http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51034397660Tue, 21 May 2013 21:23:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d06347547a9549626831989dfbcd805/tumblr_ml2rrkLtQd1s0bwrjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c5f558aa6015de17d8ebe2f50e49f68/tumblr_ml2rrkLtQd1s0bwrjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://indepenisday.tumblr.com/post/47755090349/banana-knuckles-organic-edible-brass-knuckles" target="_blank">indepenisday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player</p> </blockquote>http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51034220510http://jephtha.tumblr.com/post/51034220510Tue, 21 May 2013 21:21:16 -0400